claudehbukowski:

"how are you doing at college?"

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"how is that job hunting going?"

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"have you got anything planned for the future?"

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star trek + starfleet academy

(Source: princepatroclus, via messessentialist)

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

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You mistake my choice not to feel as a reflection of my not caring, while I assure you the truth is precisely the opposite.

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ericscissorhands:

2econdp2iioniic:

missmaialibre:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

Vin Diesel made you fall in love with a character who said 4 words. The CGI brought his words to visual life, but they’d be meaningless without his amazing command of voice. 

Basically vin Diesel had the challenge of:
"OK, this is the message you’re trying to convey"
"Alright"
"But you can only ONLY say I am Groot”

Because every time Groot says “I am Groot” he means something and vin Diesel had to convey that message as best he could with only those 3 words through inflection, emphasis, and emotion.

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sebastiangel:

mngwa:

bucksterbarnes:

imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein

and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’

and he just looks at them like 
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 (x)

‘sure if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere’

(via monsterandunicorn)

loobeeinthesky:

My half of the art trade I did for the wonderful Mae aka vulcanspecter ♥
She requested academy era which I love. I think I’ve read so many fics for that era where they get so very drunk and urm well….. to be a fly on the wall come morning *coughs*
You must go see mae’s part of the trade over yonder (link) It’s brill and I love it ♥

loobeeinthesky:

My half of the art trade I did for the wonderful Mae aka vulcanspecter

She requested academy era which I love. I think I’ve read so many fics for that era where they get so very drunk and urm well….. to be a fly on the wall come morning *coughs*

You must go see mae’s part of the trade over yonder (link) It’s brill and I love it ♥

(via captainsbones)

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

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yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

thenudebootysnatcher:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

wat

thenudebootysnatcher:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

wat

(via monsterandunicorn)

Tags: meow

diminuel:

There is something odd about the Novak boys.
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I don’t know what this is - apart from a doodle I didn’t get to finish in time for Halloween - but it was fun.

diminuel:

There is something odd about the Novak boys.

I don’t know what this is - apart from a doodle I didn’t get to finish in time for Halloween - but it was fun.

(via diminuel)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

falconcloaked:

Tiny dragons with colourful scales living in trees and feeding on fruits and flowers’ nectar 

Bioluminescent aquatic dragons roaming in the abyss and scaring the hell out of sailors

Fluffy dream dragons capable of feeling when children are having nightmares and materializing into their room to cuddle with them

Giant, old as the universe dragons exploring space, needing nothing but starlight to survive

DRAGONS

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